Mash-Up Round-Up: Drunk Elephants + Zoomschooling
The week of March 21, 2020 was seeking out delight wherever we can find it. Our favorites below!
Mash-Ups In The News:
Now’s the time to embrace the solivagant lifestyle. Yes, this thread unlocked the word solivagant. For more six dollar words you’ll prolly never use, please follow more dictionary twitter accounts.
We’re all looking for ways to stay active, and this has totally derailed our very real gym plans. What’s better than learning to dance like a kpop star! If you’re more Beyhive than ARMY, we got you covered. Y’all are required to send us videos of your IDOL routines, though.
Stock up your cabinet with things that will enrich your life. Home cooking will never be the same once you get the best mirin in Japan.
It’s easy to fall into the reality binge of Love is Blind and Lego Masters (we would know). BUT if you’re looking for something a little meatier, these incredible journalism movie mash-ups are the best of “based on a true story.”
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden.
Please look at these elephants.
Who needs basketball? Who needs golf? Who needs any sport that isn’t competitive marble racing?
via Front Office Sports
A charming cartoon that imagines a simpler life, where we’d exploit our cute animal friends and get Prince Charming to put in some housework hours.
via New Yorker
Yupp, we’re gonna need about a million more hours of this.
Homeschooling your kids? At least you’re (hopefully) not dealing with these TikTokers on Zoom.
via Buzzfeed News